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			<title><![CDATA[ Kanye West Live on TV? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Kanye West live benefit show from Chicago Theatre on Fuse, pretty cool idea.
<br>
<br>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:09:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Happy Valentine's Day!!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <br>
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<a target="_blank" href="http://www.girly-tags.net">Girly Comments &amp; Graphics</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Hey Rose ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Dont make me drag your ass screaming and kicking back to LOHADS!
<br>
Btw XMAS is over!
<br>
Hope all is well!
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Love and pinches
<br>
Rocker ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 21:28:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Happy 2009 ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Happy 2009!
<br>
<br>
<br>
Reflecting on 2008, we had a great year:
<br>
<br>
Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.
<br>
<br>
Whites are happy, O.J. is in jail.
<br>
<br>
Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.
<br>
<br>
Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying
<br>
George Bush stole the election ... and since, they control
<br>
the House, Senate, and Presidency they are fully responsible
<br>
for the good, bad, and ugly.
<br>
<br>
And all of us are so happy; This... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:33:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Rules for dating my daughter ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Rules for dating my daughter
<br>
&gt;
<br>
&gt; Rule One:If you pull into my driveway and honk you&#39;d better be
<br>
&gt; delivering a package, because you&#39;re sure not picking anything up.
<br>
&gt;
<br>
&gt; Rule Two:You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at
<br>
&gt; her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you
<br>
&gt; cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter&#39;s body, I will remove
<br>
&gt; them.
<br>
&gt;
<br>
&gt; Rule... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 18:33:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Golf Panties ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Golf Panties....   The Swede&#39;s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
underwear.   &#39;Good God, woman! Why aren&#39;t you wearing any skivvies?&#39;, Ole demanded.  Well, you don&#39;t give me enough housekeeping money to
afford any.&#39;   The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, &#39;For the  sake of decency, here&#39;s a 50. Go and buy yourself some
underwear..&#39;     Next, the... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 18:32:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ RAMP ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ As some of you know I was emotionally traumatized at age five. I asked Santa for a RCMP uniform.  Bright red tunic, blue jodhpurs with a yellow stripe, brown
boots, tan campaign hat and a pistol with a white lanyard.  I could picture myself in my uniform strutting around the hood with all the little girls going
ga-ga. So, did Santa bring me a RCMP uniform? Nooooooooooooooooo! Instead, I got a cowboy suit with furry chaps. FURRY CHAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Even a five year old
kid know what is Dorky... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 17:16:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ This Is Awesome ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Robbie Maddison new years eve jump 2009
<br>
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iwiVwA221Q">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iwiVwA221Q</a>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Pranks ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Did you like to play pranks when you were a kid? I did. When I was about ten I got a clear plastic water pistol. I got some green food coloring and filled it
with green water. I went outside and encountered Mary Lou. She asked what it was and I replied &quot;poison ivy juice.&quot; She wanted to know how I did that.
I told her I got some gloves, a grocery bag and some clippers. I told her I went to the woods and cut and brought back poison ivy vines. Then I boiled the
vines in a pot of hot... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
<br>
------------------------------------------------------------------------
<br>
 Add to the list and keep it growing (no pun intended).
<br>
<br>
1. I&#39;ve smoked fatter joints than that.
<br>
2. Ahh, it&#39;s cute.
<br>
3. Who circumcised you?
<br>
4. Why don&#39;t we just cuddle?
<br>
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
<br>
6. It&#39;s more fun to look at.
<br>
7. Make it dance.
<br>
8. You know, there&#39;s a tower in Italy like that.
<br>
9.... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:45:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Employee Evaluations ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Employee Evaluations
<br>
    
<br>
  
<br>
1) I would not allow this employee to breed.
<br>
<br>
2) This associate is not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won&#39;t be.
<br>
<br>
3) Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
<br>
<br>
4) When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whatever foot was previously there.
<br>
<br>
5) This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
<br>
<br>
6) He set low personal standards and then... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:44:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ How to clean a toilet ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ How to clean a toilet
<br>
<br>
<br>
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you
<br>
<br>
1. Put both lids of the toilet up
<br>
And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
<br>
<br>
<br>
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
<br>
<br>
<br>
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
<br>
You may need to stand on the lid.
<br>
<br>
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
<br>
Never... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:41:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Reasons Why You Shouldn't Buy Someone's Used Sofa ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Reasons Why You Shouldn&#39;t Buy Someone&#39;s Used Sofa
<br>
<br>
<br>
1. There&#39;s a large red tag on it marked &quot;Evidence&quot;.
<br>
<br>
<br>
2. The cushions begin crawling away.
<br>
<br>
<br>
3. The fabric on the back has been repaired with a &quot;Rebel And Proud&quot;
<br>
bumper sticker.
<br>
<br>
<br>
4. The owner asks you to sign a waiver.
<br>
<br>
<br>
5. What you thought was powdered sugar from a donut appears to be moving.
<br>
<br>
<br>
6. It appears to have reached... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:29:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ HANGOVER REMEDIES ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ HANGOVER REMEDIES
<br>
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.health911.com/remedies/rem_hang.htm">http://www.health911.com/remedies/rem_hang.htm</a>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Frodofro)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:25:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Approximations ]]></title>
			<link>http://rezers4tvaddicts.yuku.com/topic/635/t/Approximations.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ How do you feel about approximations? <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/pimp.gif" alt="image">
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Frodofro)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:40:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Bug Wars ]]></title>
			<link>http://rezers4tvaddicts.yuku.com/topic/634/t/Bug-Wars.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ When I was a kid I liked to make sugar water trails from a black ant nest to a red ant nest. Instant Bug Wars!
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Frodofro)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:39:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ DOG HAIKU ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ DOG HAIKU
<br>
<br>
I love my master;
<br>
Thus I perfume myself with
<br>
This long-rotten squirrel.
<br>
I lie belly-up
<br>
In the sunshine, happier than
<br>
You ever will be
<br>
Today I sniffed
<br>
Many dog butts-I celebrate
<br>
By kissing your face.
<br>
I sound the alarm!
<br>
Paperboy-come to kill us all-
<br>
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
<br>
I sound the alarm!
<br>
Mailman Fiend-come to kill us all-
<br>
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
<br>
I sound the alarm!
<br>
Meter... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:18:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Happy New Year! 2009 ]]></title>
			<link>http://rezers4tvaddicts.yuku.com/topic/632/t/Happy-New-Year-2009.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <br>
<a href="http://www.coolholidaygraphics.com/newyear/" target="_top"><img src="http://www.coolholidaygraphics.com/newyear/glittergraphics/glitter2.gif" border="0" alt="image">
<br>
MySpace Glitter Graphics</a>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (NewfieRose)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 09:35:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Society's Burning Questions ]]></title>
			<link>http://rezers4tvaddicts.yuku.com/topic/631/t/Society-s-Burning-Questions.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Society&#39;s Burning Questions
<br>
<br>
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
<br>
<br>
<br>
2. I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
<br>
<br>
<br>
3. If quitters never win, and winners never quit,
<br>
what fool came up with, &quot;Quit while you&#39;re ahead?&quot;
<br>
<br>
<br>
4. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
<br>
<br>
<br>
5. What hair color do they put on the driver&#39;s licenses of bald men?
<br>
<br>
<br>
6. I was... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:16:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ A prezzy from Fro! ]]></title>
			<link>http://rezers4tvaddicts.yuku.com/topic/630/t/A-prezzy-from-Fro-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Fro won 2nd prize in Tarts Christmas treasure Hunt and has donated it ($7) to this board!  It should be in your chest now.
<br>
<br>
Well done to Fro!
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 15:40:33 GMT</pubDate>
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